The following blog contains the ramblings of a World of Warcraft gamer!
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A Rogue is an assassin. They like to keep their daggers coated with poison so the kill runs even quicker. They’re often invisible (an ability known as stealth), and you never see them coming until your health meter starts to drop faster than the pants off a starving hooker.
Rogues really piss me off. I can’t even begin to list how many times I’ve been shanked, poisoned, incapacitated, eviscerated, and eventually left lying facedown in the dirt by a Rogue. Personally I like to play characters that use magic more than arms, yet, sadly, magical characters are by far a Rogue’s favorite target. Unfortunately, the best kind of ‘armor’ that most magical–wielding characters get to wear is made from cloth, and in case you aren’t aware, cloth armor doesn’t do jackshit when a Rogue strikes you from behind with a blade in each hand.
BAM!
You're stunned!
(Sounds of hacking and slashing)
4 to 6 seconds later … you’re dead.
Disregarding the vicious attacks, a Rogue can be useful, too. They're good at picking pockets or unlocking treasure chests, which can turn up some good loot. Those skills, I’ll admit, are actually cool.
So enjoy “Bloodblade Rogue!”
Watch your back, though, cause that’s where he's gonna hit ya first!
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